Night Of The Vampurr Tee halloween with "Except Cats" in large

with "Except Cats" in large pink retro lettering and "I Want Cats To Like Me" in smaller orange text below

retro illustration style

You simply provide the resources and hope it uses them on your enemies

framed by varsity-style block lettering in white with dark outlines

hissing and swiping a paw

Night Of The Vampurr Tee halloween with "Except Cats" in largeYour cat already controls you psychologically. The staring. The 3 a. m. screaming. The way it knocks things off the counter while maintaining eye contact. Now imagine that energy with fangs and actual supernatural power. Nothing changes. Youd still let it sleep on your face. The Details: Vintage horror comic cover style artwork with orange horror text reading "NIGHT OF THE VAMPURR." A teal cat pounces on a screaming womans head beneath an orange moon,