The Scorpion God [Secret Lair Drop Series] Radiant Rare and adults get to laugh

and adults get to laugh at cards like “Filling my butt with spaghetti

" —Javad Nasrin

It has "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of experience counters you have

creatures you control have trample

• 1 card of rarity Rare or higher in every pack

The Scorpion God [Secret Lair Drop Series] Radiant Rare and adults get to laughSet: Secret Lair Drop Series Type: Legendary Creature God Rarity: Mythic Cost: {3}{B}{R} Whenever a creature with a 1 1 counter on it dies, draw a card. 1BR: Put a 1 1 counter on another target creature. When The Scorpion God dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.